Joke Time!

Q: How many kingpins does it take to screw the light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw the bulb and other to suck my .....

And one added featue, Friday joke will also have a Quiz. If you answer correctly, you'll get to post one entry here! I'll post read of course and I promise I'll be biased :D Maybe!

Q: Who lauds apple cobbler?

Gadgetopia

I love this blog or what! Deserves a link eh! Will be soon under recommended blogs.

By the way, google bombing will pick interest of many non-Quixtar-Critics as well. Is google boombing really helping? As my uncle would say, "Nice job, dumb ass"

Getting Disciplined - not

I've been real real busy lately (Tax time! and other stuff) so no time for blogging. Well at least not on this blog. Other blogs I'm on the configuring end, not on the blogging end.

I'll try to be regular from this week. I promise!

So what's new?

• China said no to Quixtar?
• No sales record this march?
• Goats refused to date IBOs?

Any march sales record?

March is a record sales month for Quixtar.

The Real Quixtar Blog - a Quixtar employee's life

In the basketball world, March Madness typically refers to college basketball programs' race toward NCAA tournament qualification. In Quixtar, there are other qualifications that people are striving for, and it's an important time of year for Quixtar. Last year, March 31 was Quixtar's biggest sales day ever at more than $11 million, until Aug. 31, 2004 blew past $12 million. March is the beginning of the second half of our performance year, so it's when those who are serious about their business-building efforts really get cracking.

So, any sales record this year?

Quixtar Joke # 1

Friday Humor: Joke Time!

Q: How is Quixtar God pleasing?
A: Whenever ppl see an IBO, they pray, "Oh please God, not the plan!"

Q: How many IBOs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandesence are delusional spin from the liberal media. That lightbulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effort. Why do you hate freedom?!?