Friday, April 01, 2005

Quixtar Joke # 1

Friday Humor: Joke Time!

Q: How is Quixtar God pleasing?
A: Whenever ppl see an IBO, they pray, "Oh please God, not the plan!"

Q: How many IBOs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandesence are delusional spin from the liberal media. That lightbulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effort. Why do you hate freedom?!?

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15 Comments:

At 4/01/2005 01:47:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

did quixtar mess with internet sites again? a lot of quixtar blogs i try to go to are redirecting me to the quixtar homepage. have you heard of quixtar- one man's perceptions? ...it redirects to quixtar.com . well it's kinda annoying. i figure you might know, cuz you're a blogger.

 
At 4/01/2005 01:49:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

p.s. i like your lightbuld joke

 
At 4/01/2005 02:24:00 PM, Blogger Loser said...

Dude, what's date today :)

a lot of Quixtar blogs? That's paranoid :) only quixtarblog.com does that. Yeah same one, one man's perception.

 
At 4/13/2005 06:58:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I personally know several people first hand, under the age of 30, who have retired making good income because of Quixtar. I find it extremely amusing that you think exposing the fact that you either know someone who is extremely lazy, or you, yourself is extremely ignorant and close minded, is a good statement to make. Quixtar has changed our life and many people around us. Just as you take pride in poking fun at people who have good goals in life. I take pride in being young and comfortably retired.Have a nice day.

 
At 4/13/2005 07:08:00 PM, Blogger Loser said...

Dear Anonymous,

I am also retired and know several people first hand, under the age of 30, who have retired making good income because of some non Quixtar, non-MLM business.

See, it's easy. Want to back up ur claim? I'll do mine.

 
At 5/06/2005 05:54:00 PM, Anonymous Tony said...

wow, so you mean there's more than one way to make money!! Holy Sh!t My persoanl sponsor after 2.5 years is at 10,000pv and making 3 grand a month, and he's still in college. Doesn't take anything away from you, and your non-Quixtar endeavor, but it sure tells the naysayers that this is also a way to make $. Its a business, with products and services, that happens to have the Better Business Bureau's highest rating, with partners like Disney, and IBM, Circuit City, etc! And people call it a scam?? I don't think people who quit Quixtar are losers, they simply didn't want to make money in this fashion. It doesn't mean its a scam! It takes effort. People drop out of college too, but that didn't stop me from going. A lot of people take up a martial art, and then quit, a very small % actually achieve the rank of Blackbelt, but I did! Because I made a decision, and I did what it took to get there. So maybe its not for you. But stop bashing the people who are honorable and making a difference in people's life. Stand up against gang violence, child abuse, drugs, terrorism. You pick Quixtar?? Walmart gets sued once every 9 hours, go advocate someone who's mad at them. Well, maybe you're doing that too- stay steady...

 
At 5/06/2005 06:58:00 PM, Blogger Loser said...

Wanna hope on to http://quixtarblog.com ? just a link I'd recommend, feel free to post here, no duplicate please :)

I'm not bashing any honourable ppl. As u said, my whole post is against those who bash ppl only because they don't want to this business and quit. Aren't they labelled as "quitters" and "losers" or "whinners"? You yourself don't like it.

You don't know what I am doing the other "evils" right? Also, at least a person can sue wal-mart. Can u get a trial if u have any problem with Quixtar? nope! u have signed up BSMAA right?

http://tinyurl.com/8glnc

 
At 5/09/2005 10:56:00 AM, Anonymous Tony said...

Well like I said at the end, "maybe you're doing that too, stay steady" -so keep fighting "evils" but newsflash, Quixtar isn't one of them. People who quit aren't losers until they bash it and say it doesn't work, its a scam. Yes, then they Are whinners, cause it does work, I'm watching it work. I'm watching people make money. So saying it doesn't work is an invalid statement, anyone who says it means "it didn't work for me", which usually means "I didn't work it" - people who call it a scam are plain ignorant. Quixtar has the highest possible rating with the Better Business Burea. They're partnered with IBM, Circuit City, Disney, etc. How maybe "scams" does Disney & IBM deal with? Does the BBB give highest possible rating to scams?? Use the space between your head and think! Isn't it easier to blame the coach when you don't make the team, "he didn't like me, its favortism." Or when you fail a test "the teacher didn't like me" or "the test was too hard, it was impossible to pass". Its always easier to pass blame then to just say, "hey, I just didn't work hard enough or do what was necessary". Thats how Quixtar bashing started. When I was looking at colleges - I talked to people who were IN college to get my info, I didn't talk to the ones who dropped out! When I was looking at Karate schools I talked to my friend who was studying a martial art, not my friends who did it and quit, or never did it at all! Be careful who you get your info from.

 
At 5/09/2005 01:19:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why not do something worthwhile with your time instead of judging or poking fun at someone else? You don't have to be in Quixtar but you can do something good with your life.Be nice and curtious to other people and you will see a dramatic change in your life.I highly recommend a great book to read; it's called the BIBLE it will truely change your life.GOD BLESS!

 
At 5/09/2005 02:25:00 PM, Blogger Loser said...

Don't get me started on Bible and Quixtar :)

People who quit aren't losers until they bash it and say it doesn't work, its a scam>

Ahem! so any one who voice their opinion which is not a 'positive' one about Quixtar is a loser? Does it apply to Quixtar or every thing?

If Quixtar is not a scam, riddle me this:

Why EVERY IBO has to sign up BSMAA?
Why there is not a printed contract of tool money? Or it is?

How much sales does your group make? Sale to clients, non-IBOs? Is it more than 70%?

 
At 5/09/2005 05:01:00 PM, Anonymous Peter B. said...

Anonymous- That's funny, I'm not a loser nor am I a whinner. But when, after 6 years of VERY hard work putting myself in debt and following the "advice" from my "mentor", i realized that this business wasn't fro me you would have thought I was stricken with the plague. I was called everything in th book and even had to change church's because of the "business associates" that went to mine wouldn't stop arrassing me. Even to the point of offering my wife a way out of my marrage so she can dump "the loser who doesn;t want you to have the better things in life" She was even called by some single pins crossline and invited to dinner. WHILE I WAS STANDING THERE!
Glad it's working for you, keep one foot out the door.

 
At 5/13/2005 06:07:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you people are lazy saps that cant handle hard work. you would rather make your wife work long and hard for that baot payment of yours than get off your fat butts and do somthing usful. go ahead and make all the sny remarks you want about quixtar, because in 5 years you will still be broke and saying the same crap you said today. but thats ok, because quixtar needs broke people like you in order to succeed.

 
At 5/14/2005 05:21:00 PM, Blogger Loser said...

Anonymous said...>you people are lazy saps that cant handle hard work.

MO> How so? People who don't say 'positive' about Quixtar automatically become lazy? That's false.

Anonymous said...>you would rather make your wife work long and hard for that baot payment of yours than get off your fat butts and do somthing usful.

MO> yet another assumption, and another lie. I have seen ladies in Quixtar working way harder. Majority do so while having a day job as well. And yes, majority quits. 99% is it? So who is the culprit of making these women work extra hard. Drum roll......Quixtar, No?

Anonymous said...>go ahead and make all the sny remarks you want about quixtar,

MO> I was waiting so bad for that permission.

Anonymous said...>because in 5 years you will still be broke and saying the same crap you said today.

You god? How did you make that forecast? How do you know I'm broke now?

Ok lets play the game. Here is my prediction: In 5 years you'll be rather broke and saying same crap I'm saying :) Wanna bet?

Anonymous said...>but thats ok, because quixtar needs broke people like you in order to succeed.

Thank you!!! Beautifully said. Quixtar / Pyramid mathematics require ppl to fail while sucking as much money out of them. Otherwise, whole world will be in Quixtar by now, given its age :)

There is 1 new person every year / 100 alive ppl in North America. So only top few benefits while not enough prospects left for bottom ones. This churning out continues and few top kingpins keep selling crap to the current faithful.

I love the comments. They just show me I'm touching right strings. They also serve the purpose of exposing IBO thought process, how shallow that is and how much flaws are in their logic.

 
At 9/12/2007 02:51:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you guys are a joke! quixtar and its bullshit mentors, is a scam that only benifits the higher up. i just went to a conference, and please did i just wanna leave. i was surrounded by more than 50% whom already in business with quixtar, and how they just wanna kiss ass to you. i was sicken'd to my stomach how much of drones they all acted like. Like they need to lay off with there oh wow this, wow that. Also, after the seminar, the person that i was to speak to when i got there, from the friend that told me about it was like, wow how great is that i know you guys can do this. Like first off if i wanted to do this i don't need your help. second of all, the individual was like you get so many extra's with it a website, they do it all. they give you a 10 page website, *WOW*, "do you know how much that costs?", (me being a IT Tech/Web Designer), I kindly replied 'no'. "Like $10,000 Dollars, am i right?" As i looked at my friend in shock. I was like wow really. Like what a load of shit, I'd be driving a maserati if i made $1,000 off a single, low tech page that they offer for free. Like this website has no acutally databasing built in. Just my 2 cents. Didn't mean to rant on about it!

Regards,

Anonymous from Canada

 
At 11/18/2007 10:27:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Quixtar was one of the worst things that I've ever been suckered into doing. They are very discriminatory when it comes to gender. Most of my up and down line were males and I am a female because if that they tried to force me to only sale makeup, not only that but they wouldn't let me attend the meetings unless there was another woman (preferably one of the up lines wives) present. One week one of my contacts was a lesbian, my up line platinum said that that automatically disqualifies her. They tried to make me go to church all the time if I wasn't at a meeting with them, they wanted me in church with them. All of the women that i had experience with didn't know anything for themselves, their answer to everything was "Ask my husband when he gets home" and of course I could only talk to them when their wife was present it was a total pain in the ass. Even at all the conferences 99% of the women on stage were only their to introduce their husband and talk about how wonderful he is. All the women were robots, like stepford wives or something and I just wouldn't allow myself to be deprogrammed

 

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