Wednesday, March 23, 2005

To any one who want to show me their plan

This insult is directed to ANY one who wants to show me some MLM / Pyramid plan, or think I, or any one who failed at Quixtar, or some other MLM is a loser. And oh, it also includes the people who think that people who write about Quixtar should move on (meaning stop criticizing Quixtar).

This also includes the pins of Quixtar who knows that what they are teaching / selling won't do good to 99.9999 % of the people. This includes MLM folks who lie and hide the facts and use lines like "I know some one younger than you making more moeny than you" without knowing my income or providing proof of that 'younger' kid's income.

And finally, this includes the IBOs who act they know more about Quixtar than me but don't! Excluding the IBOs who do know more. (More means negative stuff too).

So here you go:

Here, day old spooge:

You befouled, vitiated poltroon. You blighted, malodorous, mephitic recreant. You are a festering boil on the ass of all humanity. You have all the backbone of a jellyfish. You moribific, feculent simpleton. Would that I could change my species, just so that I might not be associated with you. The stupendous, confounding magnitude of your insipidness astonishes me.

I cannot believe that anyone could muster such a prodigious, astounding level of stupidity. If you were any more asinine or incogitant, you would surely have been put to death long ago. Your vapidity has gone so far beyond any previous boundaries of puerility and nugacity as to banish any and all chances of an intelligent thought from your head. Even the most hardened of regulars unquestionably cannot believe your fatuousness and illogicality.

Your opinions do nothing but lend credence to the overwhelming fact that you are such a driveling simpleton that you cannot find your ass with both hands and a road map. You are the very pinnacle of insensateness. You are the model of banality and subnormality. I am aghast at your apparent ability to insert your own head into your own rectum at will.

There cannot be even a fragment of intellectuality or perspicacity to be found within the gaping void which should contain your brain. It amazes me that you are able to perform even the most facile of everyday functions with your exorbitantly disadvantaged and gormless lack of intellect.

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas, "I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel". You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you.

You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum, and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness.

You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid.

Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don’t have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half-baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success.

True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

Just a little "constructive criticism", I hope this helps...

PS: I shamelessly stole it from some site. Hey I'm a loser remember.

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8 Comments:

At 3/23/2005 09:06:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow. you really *are* a loser. lol

 
At 3/24/2005 03:05:00 PM, Blogger Loser said...

Then u are all above :)

 
At 3/25/2005 11:50:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man you really has some personal issues you need to work out. Seek some professional help, or better yet a mentor that can enlighten you.

 
At 5/06/2005 03:06:00 PM, Anonymous Tony said...

that was actually kinda funny, especially where you (or the writer) did a word search on stupid and then copied the thesaurus in MSword. So I figured I'd copy (yet again) something myself, enjoy...
tell everyone you know about this post - I was suckered into a SCAM by people I trusted! After spending $1,000's of dollars to "get started" in the program, I was forced to buy dozens of books, often written by the person telling me I needed to buy them. And of course they offered a "buy-back" but not for full price, but like 1/10!! Then I had to meet in the same place every week, with the same people and listen to the same guy. I was told it was a 2-4 year process, but most people took longer and like half the people quit anyways. And then at the end there's no guarantee you're even gonna make any money!! But the one good thing is, I can say I graduated from college and I have a nice receipt, I mean 'Degree' to hang on the wall. Yea, re-read it and think about it, I was talking about college - why doesn't anyone call THAT a SCAM?!? There are bad people involved with any group, it doesn't mean the group is bad! Quixtar is nothing but a supplier. You know going in it's a business not a hobby and that it takes work. Do the work, create the volume, the money is there - JUST THE WAY IT WORKS IN ANY BUSINESS!! Go do something productive!

 
At 5/06/2005 03:14:00 PM, Blogger Loser said...

Dude, u pasted the same comment some where else. It's stupid what u r doing, stop it, or I have to delete duplicate comments.

Why not you go do something positive and stop posting same comment over and over and over again?

 
At 5/06/2005 06:17:00 PM, Anonymous Tony said...

uhhh, sorry MO, I just wanted to make sure people saw it, plus it had some spelling errors I wanted to correct, won't do it again. I'm gonna go do something productive now, like show someone how they can create another stream of income using an online business partnered with many of the same companies they buy from already. If you think its overpriced, or not of value, don't buy it, but make money on the stuff you do buy. Make sense to me - the tuff part is dealing with skeptics - aka - you guys!! But its cool - just give me your address, I'll send you a postcard from Peter Island! Love ya, love your show!

 
At 5/06/2005 06:52:00 PM, Blogger Loser said...

Dude, I live in heaven. I'm sitting beside Jesus and he is shacking his head.

Moses is on the phone with FBI. Allah said this business is not for me.

 
At 7/16/2008 11:57:00 PM, Anonymous truthteller said...

Doubt very much that person went to Peter Island.

Its obvious by the way they speak that they have no idea what there doing.

Loser as you like to call yourself.

Quixtar is opened to everyone its not meant for everyone.

Most people in it even today are taught how to build incorrectly.

You actually can build with it if you have the patience to think of ways to do it without blowing away all that money to benefit them as well as waste other peoples time.

And yes it will take time maybe even years beign done this way still the money losses are much much smaller. Instead of thousands it actually only goes down to 59.00 to 90.00 a yr.

Still stinks but much better than losing thousands.

Someday someone will beat the BWW scheme.

Theres defintely a way to beat it. no one figured it out yet it seems but theres a possibility one day someone will beat the scheme.

BWW created at least half of this system Quixtar didnt create the whole systyem.

 

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