Disadvantages of criticizing Quixtar

There are some benefits, but some side-effects as well!

• Grit my teeth so hard, my dentist told me my wisdom teeth are cracked and need to be taken out.
  
  
• My eyes hurt, from constant rolling
  
  
• I laugh so hard that at times I have to change my pants ... and monitor! (Magic of thinking big!)
  
  
• Passport peeps become .... friendly!
  
  
• Vince McMahon looks like an angel.
  
  
• Can’t get goats out of my heads.
  
  
• Desis seems more annoying than usual.