Sunday, July 10, 2005

Fair IBOs

We can belittle you for not going Diamond, but you can not ask us why we are not Diamond.

We can promote our stupid products all the time, and we can laugh at you for shopping at wal-mart. But if you say any thing bad about our products, we'll call you 'negative' and say some thing derogatory like, "keep making wal-mart rich".

We can send ridiculously stupid kate messages like being in submission to some arrogant jerk (upline) while laughing at you for loving your boss. We also work for some one else though.

We can get away with any bigoted comment about other businesses, while you must not blog about Quixtar.

We can post condescending messages in your blog, while you can not talk about Quixtar in your own blog.

You should not whine and bitch about Quixtar, while we can whine and bitch about your blog.

We'll promptly threaten you the moment you start writing about Quixtar, while returning from 'Free' enterprise.

We will match any thing good happen in your life to Quixtar, like getting a new job because of better public skills etc, but we'll gladly ignore the fact that your lost a lot of time and money in Quixtar.

We will never take responsibility that you lost money in Quixtar under our sponsorship, but we will threaten you when we discover your blog as you are our 'responsibility'.

We will bug people in malls all the time, which is some one else's property, but we'll demote that malls products.

We'll be pulling all sort of 'racist' cards out of our ass, but if any one annoyed by IBOs vouch to beat people wanting to scam their family, we'll promptly call him terrorist.

We'll call you any name in the book, but you can't, as we're helping you.

We travel 10 times more than you, but we'll tell you how to be free.

We can call your broke loser without showing our income.

We can tell you a million anecdotal factoids while miserably failing to show a single solid evidence like tool contract or your tax returns.

We’ll call college education stupid while listening to bigots telling same stupid lay off story all the time (Sugeet got laid off, he should get over it too, right?)

We own an internet business but we listen tapes, physically drive to opens, seminars and showing the plan.

'Integrity' is our core step, but we never tell time and money required to build Quixtar to the new prospects.

We can see our downline LOS and PV in Quixtar website, but they can't see ours. We don't show them our calendar either.

We automatically become dietitians and dermatologists the moment we sign up for Quixtar.

We can joke and bad mouth JOBs but you can't do the same to Quixtar.

We pretend to be a franchise but we really don't care about customers and individual franchiser profitability and saturation etc.

Laws of economics really don't apply to us.

If FTC or any government agency investigates us but doesn't shut down us (find us guility on some accounts), we'll take as "This business has been approved by FTC".

We have no idea what the pyramid is, but we'll always call JOB as pyramid.

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7 Comments:

At 7/12/2005 01:43:00 PM, Anonymous Peter Figuerelli said...

hahahahahah ....hahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....(laughing AT...not WITH you)

 
At 7/13/2005 01:00:00 AM, Blogger Loser said...

Same here! Good for health eh!

 
At 7/19/2005 09:20:00 AM, Blogger xanadustc said...

Sounds like the truth to me. It is like one giant self-serving, hideous paradox! We can do all this to you and state that YOU will never make it outside of our group, but you can never do the same to us despite you have the FACTS that very few ever make it in Q or ANY OTHER MLM.

 
At 7/30/2005 01:39:00 AM, Blogger Kurosawa said...

I find it funny that an IBO (or what seems to be an IBO) even bothered to read what you wrote. I mean really, if the internet is considered the "bathroom wall," then what place does a positive-thinking, on their way, "fired up" IBO have there? Shouldn't they be out prospecting or something?

What gets me is that I've seen a lot of the things in this particular post in action, so I can certainly vouch for them. Did I just meet the wrong IBOs? Perhaps, but that would mean I met a LOT of the wrong IBOs, both during, and after, my time involved with Quixtar.

Just once, though, I'd like to see a self-trained IBO make it. If that ever happened, then I suppose we naysayers actually would have to shut up. Of course, that's me thinking of the system in the "ideal" light and not the realistic, where we have folks like Pete here think us crazy, rather than realistic.

 
At 10/26/2005 06:36:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks a ton for posting this entry in your blog. You have saved my time and money. I request you to put this article on top of your blog or a special link, so that anybody thinking of joining Quixtar or BWW will atleast aware of the MLM and the risks and it will save them lots of money and time.

I had attended the last BWW FED at california and it costed me 100 USD. I curse myself why I met those tiny IBOs and listened to their businesses speeches. All those speakers are ass-holes. They all contradict themselves. Kumar, Chak, Sugeet, Tirthankar etc.They landed up in US from India just because of their education and now they blame the same basic college education and ridiculing the education system for preaching job mentality. Had it not been for the education, they might be begging on the roadside of the cities where they were born. These so called leaders don't like thier pasts, as if they were some kind of thieves. The dumbest among all these ass holes is Sugeet Ajmani. He ridicule other professionals and their work as if the whole world is run by him. Why did he continue to work in the organization till the time he became diamond or whatever this quixstar grade system calls. Wasn't he a hypocrite? Why the hell all of these diamonds continued in their respective jobs till the time they have become diamonds. Where was their belief ? These are all double talk.

They always claim they are prospering where as quixtar's revenue is stagnant at 1 to 1.15 billion for last two years. These diamonds should save their money before Quixtar goes to drain.

I feel so relaxed after writing this mail to my sponsor asking him not to expect me for the first OPEN. I do not know how much money and time I would have wasted had I not read your blog.

 
At 8/08/2007 07:03:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think quixtar is the real deal. rock on quixtar ppl... i mean IBOs. the people who decided not to join quixtar, have fun working for someone else,while the poeple in Quixtar are out living their life and working for anyone but themself!!

 
At 9/28/2007 02:39:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

funny post but complete truth!!!

 

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