Fair IBOs

We can belittle you for not going Diamond, but you can not ask us why we are not Diamond.

We can promote our stupid products all the time, and we can laugh at you for shopping at wal-mart. But if you say any thing bad about our products, we'll call you 'negative' and say some thing derogatory like, "keep making wal-mart rich".

We can send ridiculously stupid kate messages like being in submission to some arrogant jerk (upline) while laughing at you for loving your boss. We also work for some one else though.

We can get away with any bigoted comment about other businesses, while you must not blog about Quixtar.

We can post condescending messages in your blog, while you can not talk about Quixtar in your own blog.

You should not whine and bitch about Quixtar, while we can whine and bitch about your blog.

We'll promptly threaten you the moment you start writing about Quixtar, while returning from 'Free' enterprise.

We will match any thing good happen in your life to Quixtar, like getting a new job because of better public skills etc, but we'll gladly ignore the fact that your lost a lot of time and money in Quixtar.

We will never take responsibility that you lost money in Quixtar under our sponsorship, but we will threaten you when we discover your blog as you are our 'responsibility'.

We will bug people in malls all the time, which is some one else's property, but we'll demote that malls products.

We'll be pulling all sort of 'racist' cards out of our ass, but if any one annoyed by IBOs vouch to beat people wanting to scam their family, we'll promptly call him terrorist.

We'll call you any name in the book, but you can't, as we're helping you.

We travel 10 times more than you, but we'll tell you how to be free.

We can call your broke loser without showing our income.

We can tell you a million anecdotal factoids while miserably failing to show a single solid evidence like tool contract or your tax returns.

We’ll call college education stupid while listening to bigots telling same stupid lay off story all the time (Sugeet got laid off, he should get over it too, right?)

We own an internet business but we listen tapes, physically drive to opens, seminars and showing the plan.

'Integrity' is our core step, but we never tell time and money required to build Quixtar to the new prospects.

We can see our downline LOS and PV in Quixtar website, but they can't see ours. We don't show them our calendar either.

We automatically become dietitians and dermatologists the moment we sign up for Quixtar.

We can joke and bad mouth JOBs but you can't do the same to Quixtar.

We pretend to be a franchise but we really don't care about customers and individual franchiser profitability and saturation etc.

Laws of economics really don't apply to us.

If FTC or any government agency investigates us but doesn't shut down us (find us guility on some accounts), we'll take as "This business has been approved by FTC".

We have no idea what the pyramid is, but we'll always call JOB as pyramid.