I'm a Broke Loser
I'm a broke loser, standing at my home. I have a JOB as a Software Developer. I didn't pay cash for my car and I couldn't care less. It’s a good car and fuel consumption rocks.
I don't love my boss but I don't have any plans to kill him either. He does give me work but he works himself damn hard as well. Whenever I'm working late buys me dinner.
I spend my weekends camping, playing squash, skate boarding or just trolling in the city. I spend my weeknights watching TV or playing in Gym or poking latest technologies for my career. I love reading some negative internet websites as well.
I'm engaged (to a girl) to a daughter of a very nice family. My engagement ceremony wasn't in a 5 star hotel. I didn’t buy her any expensive stone. If I had million bucks, I wouldn't change a thing!
I'm not a sought after speaker who travels around the world, but I have few professional references. I can work for anyone anywhere sitting right here. Ever heard internet?
I'm not out there building the business on evenings and weekends! Look at me, I'm not even sorry.
I don't have a giant swimming pool in my house, but I got to a great gym and I get to use that pool. With Sauna and Jacuzzi and stuff.
I do some free lancing and make extra dollars on the side. I managed to get rid of my debt using that money. I try to spend less than I make. I don't wear stupid jewelry and I don't think any man should. It's creepy! I'm not losing any self love wearing jeans.
I am in submission to no one except Allah Almighty, and I think that’s the way a Muslim should be. I don’t get kate messages of people telling me how much they love me, and I’m quite happy without them.
I love watching sports and movies. I love spending time with my family. True, at times work get hectic but our CEO treats us with free food and stuff every once a while. I get to fly kite or play Frisbee on the lunch breaks quite often.
I don't want to collect vintage cars, jets or horses. I am thinking of joining a riding or flying club this summer and I'll enjoy these things there. Much easier that way. No hassle! My goals for this summer were to learn skate boarding and swimming. I have learned long boarding.
I live with my dad, 2 brothers, 2 cats and a sister. They are world to me!