Wednesday, July 06, 2005

I'm a Broke Loser



I'm a broke loser, standing at my home. I have a JOB as a Software Developer. I didn't pay cash for my car and I couldn't care less. It’s a good car and fuel consumption rocks.

I don't love my boss but I don't have any plans to kill him either. He does give me work but he works himself damn hard as well. Whenever I'm working late buys me dinner.

I spend my weekends camping, playing squash, skate boarding or just trolling in the city. I spend my weeknights watching TV or playing in Gym or poking latest technologies for my career. I love reading some negative internet websites as well.

I'm engaged (to a girl) to a daughter of a very nice family. My engagement ceremony wasn't in a 5 star hotel. I didn’t buy her any expensive stone. If I had million bucks, I wouldn't change a thing!

I'm not a sought after speaker who travels around the world, but I have few professional references. I can work for anyone anywhere sitting right here. Ever heard internet?

I'm not out there building the business on evenings and weekends! Look at me, I'm not even sorry.

I don't have a giant swimming pool in my house, but I got to a great gym and I get to use that pool. With Sauna and Jacuzzi and stuff.

I do some free lancing and make extra dollars on the side. I managed to get rid of my debt using that money. I try to spend less than I make. I don't wear stupid jewelry and I don't think any man should. It's creepy! I'm not losing any self love wearing jeans.

I am in submission to no one except Allah Almighty, and I think that’s the way a Muslim should be. I don’t get kate messages of people telling me how much they love me, and I’m quite happy without them.

I love watching sports and movies. I love spending time with my family. True, at times work get hectic but our CEO treats us with free food and stuff every once a while. I get to fly kite or play Frisbee on the lunch breaks quite often.

I don't want to collect vintage cars, jets or horses. I am thinking of joining a riding or flying club this summer and I'll enjoy these things there. Much easier that way. No hassle! My goals for this summer were to learn skate boarding and swimming. I have learned long boarding.

I live with my dad, 2 brothers, 2 cats and a sister. They are world to me!

Yours,
Broke Loser.

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13 Comments:

At 7/09/2005 01:43:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you're ugly and a whiny little bitch, oh and i could care less whether you're in quixtar. im not either, but i dont spend my time bitching about it

 
At 7/09/2005 09:31:00 PM, Blogger Loser said...

But you do spend your time bitching about people who bitch about Quixtar ;)

 
At 7/10/2005 09:51:00 AM, Blogger Island in the Net said...

Dude, I love your blog. The biting wit makes it worth reading. I am also ex Quixtar.

 
At 7/10/2005 10:57:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Imran,

I am glad to see your very happy without quixtar! Quixtar is JUST a vehicle. So you kick the tires, drive it around, decide its not for you, so what? Do you blog about your crappy vehicle months after you get rid of it? What about those that are happy with that vehicle? Is everybody in this business brainwashed and hopeless or victims? I am perfectly happy with this vehicle! I am not brainwashed or hopeless OR a victim! Also, most IBO's aren't broke losers either!
I am also not saying other vehicles aren't profitable!

Big M

 
At 7/10/2005 09:43:00 PM, Blogger Loser said...

How much money are you making from this vehicle big M?

In My JOB I make enough to:

1 - Pay rent
2 - pay bills, car
3 - party on weekend
4 - pay for cats
5 - pay for younger siblings schooling

How much Quixtar moola pays for stuff?

 
At 7/10/2005 11:41:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey Imran,

I make just enough to cover my expenses, such as mortgage, medical insurance, and medications(most important) and enough to have fun with at the gentleman's club from time to time. (-:

I don't do it full-time either. Counting showing the plan every week, and new IBO training, I probably invest less than 20 hours of my time every week. I didn't get into this to make a gazillion mega dollars, I got into it to be able to cover my basic needs. I am very satisfied if I only re qualified at platinum.

So this vehicle works for ME, what are you trying to prove? That it doesn't work for me? Or that it isn't supposed to work for me because it didn't work for you?

Big M

 
At 7/11/2005 12:38:00 AM, Blogger Loser said...

My Question was how much you make from Quixtar. Are you telling me you are making enough from Quixtar to cover your expenses like mortgage, medical insurance, and medications? If that's so, you much be a platinum?

 
At 7/11/2005 09:29:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Imran,

Isn't that question a little RUDE to be asking how much a person makes? How much do YOU make exactly at your JOB? Lets see your W2's from last year, how bout your tax returns? Better yet, lets see your bank acct and make sure your telling us the truth.

As far as what I make from the business is not significant nor is it relevant. But like I said it does pay my expenses, so what? Whats that going to prove to you?

 
At 7/11/2005 02:44:00 PM, Blogger Loser said...

No it is NOT rude when I'm not asking for those things. Also, I told you how much expenses my job covered. How much your expenses are covered by Quixtar? You answered it, I was just asking for clarification that are all those expenses covered by Quixtar?

If that's so, GREAT. Is that so?

 
At 7/11/2005 11:43:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

MO,

YES all of my stated expenses are covered by my quixtar income. Feel better?

Big M

 
At 7/12/2005 09:54:00 AM, Blogger Loser said...

That was easy, wasn't it :) And i asked you AFTER I told mine.

Thanks!

 
At 7/17/2005 01:19:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Big M Seems Peeedd.. Haha a typical Quixtar loser.

 
At 10/30/2008 06:55:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Quixtar my Ass, Lately I threw around $275 in this stinkning business and travelled few states in US for so called learning to show plan. To me it seems more like begging than any kind of business as they call it. You know you have to be a beggar by nature in order to succeed in it,if not everybody at least my upline and his uplines are. I have seen people talking about them as creepy thugs and salesmen selling their plans and products in the name of friendship and trust.
I got few opportunities to make so called new business owners in the form of my friends and near ones but I cannot cheat anybody leave aside my close ones, for something that I myself don't like or trust. One of the persons in my upline hierarchy keeps on calling and bugging me about all this stuff and unnecesssary excitement that I should have, most of the times I don't pick up his phone and whenever I do I indirectly scold him and tell him not to call me anymore and hang up the phone, he however doesn't seem to take it to heart and keeps on doing whatever he has to. Is this what quixtar wants me to do??? If yes.. then thanks but no thanks! I don't care about the money that I lost in it, I'd rather prefer learning to play some musical instrument and start performing on streets and subways. If somebody throws a buck on me it'd be for my art/honesty and not for my wiles or any deceptive and tempting language.

 

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