Quixtar DOES NOT SUCK

Yes, you heard it; Imran can prove Quixtar doesn’t suck, contradicting every thing that Quixtar critics have said. Pack up your bags, commie liberals.

Imran has received numerous unanimous emails, some he read when he was awake, and some when he was not. Also, Jesus, Moses and God have directly spoken to Imran and Imran has enough facts that he can prove Quixtar does not suck.

So all red commie liberals, blue ex-IBOs, green tree huggers, white radical fundamentalists, black urak hais, dark ringwraiths, yellow journalists, stupid fat hobbits and dumbass IBOs, behold! Imran is going to reveal the truth upon earth.

Click here for a proof that Quixtar doesn’t suck.

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