Why I write about Quixtar?
Well I have lost time and money in Quixtar, and I'm not excited about it. I was never told about BSMAA and learned a year after we quit that I can't even sue my upline for misrepresentation and loss of $10,000. And that's not it, list goes on and on.
But hey, there are many companies I'm not a big fan of. Halliburton, Petro Canada, Nortel, Wal-Mart, Enron, but I don't want to write about them. Yawn! Yet I could write books about Quixtar. Why?
Quixtar is funny! Other companies are so boring! Even WWE who looks hillarious but its successful because of same-ole boring professionalism.
And our lovely Quixtar: So funny! And cute little things like:
- You are a broke loser if you are not building this business
- You must love you employer more than your wife if you have a J.O.B
- J.O.B = Jackass of Boss
- You are not man enough if you are not diamond
- We love you (Supposedly business gurus and adults saying this!)
- Be in submission to your upline
- Never question anything
- People who don't build this business have HUB disease (Head up Butt)
- Businesses work, people don't (?)
- God will roast P & G in hell at the hands of IBOs (What will be IBOs doing there?)
- We'll kick their teeth down their throat
- Paddle the canoe
- If you don't have $300 to signup, you need this business more than anybody.
- Borrow shoes for your kids from your upline and pay for tools.
- Flush the stinking JOB
- Internet is a bathroom wall full of lies (where exactly is Quixtar.com?)
- Figures don't lie but liars can sure figure ('liars' who? 'figuring' what?)
- Stay 'positive', never pass 'negative', never crossline
- This business is not about money, money is just a bi product for doing God's work
I just wonder how so many adults (including me!) fell for this? How we so blindly followed and trusted complete strangers and kept spending money against common sense? Were we up against professional con-artists? Or Merchant of deceptions ;) Who is this 'Zack' by the way?