Monday, November 08, 2004

If Amway sold Hamburgers.

If Amway sold Hamburgers
Amway and Quixtar folk are always keen to point out how their business is supposedly based on the franchise idea similar to the growth of the McDonald's fast food chain. So, for a bit of lighthearted fun, we wondered what lunchtime would be like if Amway sold hamburgers.

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At 11/08/2004 05:21:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hum... if Amway sold hamburgers, they'd be $9.00 a piece and resemble White Castles. It would be made of something other than beef, and you'd have to add your own condiments. Fries would be made by Nutrilite and there would be an option of purchasing carb blocker instead of fries for an extra $2.50 per value meal. Of course, it wouldn't be a soda, it would be an XS.

At 11/08/2004 05:23:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

to continue.... desert would be the right to buy more $9.00 burgers. Don't forget the coupons to give to your friends so they'll buy more burgers, too....


At 11/08/2004 06:54:00 PM, Blogger Marc said...

If Amway sold Burger's, they wouldn't be one of those "run of the mill" fast food ones, like McDonald's or Burger King.

Made from the highest quality ground beef.

Condiments? Grown and distributed directly from Nutrilite's organic farms.

Most people won't pay $X for an Amway Burger, but since it's such a unique Burger, compared to it's fast food counterparts, there are some people that "die" for them.


At 11/08/2004 07:05:00 PM, Blogger Loser said...

3 PV per pig then? :o)

At 11/15/2004 12:20:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You would go deep in debt for your McAmway burger joint and hire some help to prepare the burgers. After telling your help how rich they would be in 2-5 years, you would then charge $20 a burger and allow no customers in your store. You would also tell your help never to buy burgers from any other burger joint unless they wanted to be considered worthless losers.


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