If Amway sold Hamburgers.
If Amway sold Hamburgers
Amway and Quixtar folk are always keen to point out how their business is supposedly based on the franchise idea similar to the growth of the McDonald's fast food chain. So, for a bit of lighthearted fun, we wondered what lunchtime would be like if Amway sold hamburgers.
posted by Loser @ 1:19 AM
4 Comments
4 Comments:
Hum... if Amway sold hamburgers, they'd be $9.00 a piece and resemble White Castles. It would be made of something other than beef, and you'd have to add your own condiments. Fries would be made by Nutrilite and there would be an option of purchasing carb blocker instead of fries for an extra $2.50 per value meal. Of course, it wouldn't be a soda, it would be an XS.
to continue.... desert would be the right to buy more $9.00 burgers. Don't forget the coupons to give to your friends so they'll buy more burgers, too....
imanewme
3 PV per pig then? :o)
You would go deep in debt for your McAmway burger joint and hire some help to prepare the burgers. After telling your help how rich they would be in 2-5 years, you would then charge $20 a burger and allow no customers in your store. You would also tell your help never to buy burgers from any other burger joint unless they wanted to be considered worthless losers.
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