Friday, December 10, 2004

Marketing 101

AskMen.com - Marketing Joke
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, 'I'm fantastic in bed.' That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her, and pointing at you says, 'He's fantastic in bed.' That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, 'Hi, I'm fantastic in bed.' That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, 'By the way, I'm fantastic in bed.' That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, 'I hear you're fantastic in bed.' That's Brand Recognition.
MO's addition:

You keep screwing the girl you're currently dating, while making friends with her girlfriends, making her pay your bills and financially support you. Continue as long as she is footing the bill. Then you dump her for one of her girlfriend, and repeat the cycle again. That's Network marketing!


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