Sunday, August 07, 2005

Mrs. Scheibler's eyes

Image from: GOP For Sale...Blood Money?

There is something different about her eyes. Its the black rectangle I think. I thought it was only in but no sir. Her eyes appear as it is in turkish news paper as well. When you convert it to PDF, eyes stays the same.

Creepy part is the rectangle is always tilted. As we know it is quite normal to have a straight black rectangular strip in place of eyes but a tilted one?

My grandmother used to cover her whole body except her eyes. Perhaps it's the reverse version of that? I dunno. Anyways, I get the idea. If I ever post my wife's picture online, I'll make sure to cover her eyes. I would really not care about any thing else, but eyes are for sure important to cover. I don't want creeps looking into my wife's eyes. Who knows, some telepathy expert is out there and read her thoughts. You know how dangerous internet readers are these days? It’s a jungle out there! But once I’ve balcked out the eyes, my wife would be invincible and unrecognizable to every one. Even if I say it’s my wife, people won’t believe that. As long as the black strip is there.

But she really doesn’t appear strange when you see it in the Turkish news paper. Turkey is a weird country after all. With weird language and weird people and a weird president Mr. Bush. What a stupid name, bush! Sounds like porn. Only Turks would do that. Turkish Prisons are extremely inhospitable. Too bad eh! Prisons are supposed to be comfortable like those in Washington.

Also, who would name a country after a bird's name? Or may be Turkey is country of Turkeys! I heard they have 365 thanksgivings a year.

Anyways, I'm getting really scared from her picture. I heard she's a "berry berry" nice person, but I am "berry" scared.

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At 8/08/2005 12:20:00 PM, Blogger lawDawg said...

Wasn't there an Eagles' song about this: "You can't hiiiiiide those Sheibeler eyes . . ."

At 8/08/2005 03:52:00 PM, Anonymous Waymee said...

No, I think it was Hall & Oates:

"Scheibler Eyes, {clap} they're watching you {clap}{clap}, they know your ev-ry move..."

At 8/10/2005 04:29:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey MO,

You stupid guy. What do you do yourself to talk about any other business! Put your credibility on you website before talking anything.

At 8/10/2005 10:46:00 AM, Blogger Loser said...

O Lord! Give sight to the blind. Amen.

I've explained in many posts what I do. My P & L, expenses and stuff. Also, first link on the right, my consulting business. It is part time, and that's my business.


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