Quixtar markets XS to Churches

Quixtar markets XS to Churches

This is funny :) Scott didn't linked it properly here. Anyways, his humor page is this:

http://amquix.info/humor/humor.html

Churches Announce Replacement of Wine
'X S' Energy Drink Substituted at Communion

Ada, MI (APP) - Quixtar, formerly Amway and the exclusive seller of the popular 'XS' energy drink, announced to today a new version of their tasty, calorie free 'energy drink' for use in Church Communion services.

Quixtar's crack marketing team quickly jumped on the unfilled market in the Communion drink market and has filled it with a new version called 'XS Communion-Grape'. The marketing people noted the full name was 'Xtracting Sins Communion-Grape'