Farewell my friend

Kathleen Vandervelde (aka "The Tasmanian Devil") vs The Dark Side

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A Long Time Ago, in a Galaxy Far, Far Away...Darth Vader is reincarnated. This time he is darker and more evil. He soon learned that one of his commanders Kathleen Vandervelde (aka "The Tasmanian Devil") is not as evil as she is supposed to be. She had allowed rebels to use comments on her site.

Darth Vader was furious. He threatened The Tasmanian Devil that she could lose her job. Kathleen Vandervelde had the advantage of being spared by solar spanking. But she was no match to the power of dark side.

In no time, commander Kathleen was strangled to death by the Dark side. She is gone, but her legacy is still alive, and will be the beacon of light for the increasing number of Jedi.

For those who are interested to know the details, Master Yoda knows.